In case you’ve never heard this song, yes, it’s real. It’s based off a Monkees song, which is based off an airport PA system announcement. So the next time your mother leans over to you during the previews at the movies, tell her that no, Hollywood hasn’t just recently run out of good ideas. It’s a long-term pandemic.
This post brought to you by this song on repeat approximately every 17 days (the cadence at which I remember this song exists).